I don’t consider myself a material girl, but if I were, here is a short list of items that I’d love to receive this Christmas.
Sexy Leg Tights
I think they would be the perfect thing to hide my varicose veins. Plus, I might actually get lucky.
Beatles Varsity Jacket
I would be warm, and fab, both at the same time.
A new lighter, and some marijuana.
Everything is better with a bag of weed, especially Christmas. (Just saying.)
He seems sort of pissed off. We would make quite a pair, don’t you think?
I would let him name himself.
Snoop Dogs Hat
If it’s good enough for Snoop, its good enough for me.
Bow wow wow.
This Orange Hot-Tub
I am a huge fan of citrus. This has to be one of the coolest things that I have ever seen. I can only imagine the shipping costs.
Giant Teddy Bear Bed
Hey, baby…I promise I don’t bite.
I wonder if he’d rub my back if I asked nicely, or just eat me?
I’m oddly curious to find out.
What do you want for Christmas?