Pop that joint!

As I suspected, I am going to be very busy these next few weeks. I have lab work, a thyroid scan, and an upcoming trip to an Ortho. Suspected culprits are:

Rheumatoid Arthritis

A ligament/ tendon condition that causes subluxation of the hip and other joints

And the rest…..

I had never really thought that my double jointed (ness) could cause me any major problems. I have always been able to easily pop my joints in and out. Gross. But I didn’t go all Houdini on them. I don’t know how he did that shit, because it hurts.

That’s just wrong.

Extra added bonus, I have an enlarged thyroid. Finally, something to blame my weight gain on.On a positive note, they did an EKG in the office. All clear. Blood pressure, normal. Where’s my smokes?

The blood work will check for other ailments. I am not giving up butter until I know what my cholesterol is. I realized today that I am no spring chicken. That makes it somewhat more surreal. Maybe this time around, I have something possibly serious wrong with me. Not life threatening, but unpleasant. The doctor gave me something called Mobic, it’s a NSAID. Did you know it can cause bleeding of the stomach? Possibly spontaneous combustion.

I want to know. But another part of me wants to be blissfully unaware.

13 thoughts on “Pop that joint!

  1. Good god woman – you are falling to bits! Seriously I hope that nothing is majorily wrong and that you live to ‘blog’ another day :-) Don’t think of anything being bad, until you have concrete proof, then we will all deal with that if and when the time comes :-) xxx

  2. Oh my goodness!! This may sound overdone and understandably bounce off unhearing ears because I’m sure everybody is saying the same monotonous things – but I SINCERELY empathise with you.
    I love reading this blog because you prove that no matter the difficulty, you still manage to keep on smiling and writing with utter hilarious wit. I honestly applaud you.
    God bless!
    Lorna x

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