I have said the word dude at least 500,000 times.
Totally awesome man.
There are certain words and phrases, no matter how many times I try, that I cannot banish from my vocabulary. I so fight the urge to say them, type them and use them, but my actions are all in vain. Whatever.
But I guess my favorite word is the “f” word. For some reason, I just really like saying it. It flows so freely from my mouth. Typing it, on the other hand, is another story. It feels dirty when I see it in print. Did I go there? Should I take it back? What the fuck was I thinking?
When I articulate it during my everyday life, it just floats off. I can say it 20 times in a conversation, and it’s not a problem. I have been a chronic user since I was 16. I ain’t gonna stop now.
I admire anyone who can seamlessly weave it into their posts.(You know who you are.) The most I can get is maybe one. (*see above) But, maybe that’s enough. One little lonely “f” word, on the page. Standing bold and proud. Like, totally edgy and cool.