1. Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man.
A good thing to keep in mind when your trying to loose some weight.
2. Men fart an average of 17 times a day, and women fart an average of 9 times a day.
I’m not so sure about this one. I don’t fart.
3. If you fart constantly for 6 years, 9 months and 23 days you would produce enough gas to explode an atomic bomb.
It disturbs me that some scientist actually took the time to figure this out.
4. The longest ever penis recorded by scientists is 13.5 inches, but it’s not this guy.
5. Human stomachs produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks to stop it digesting itself.
So basically when your stomach is empty, your digesting mucus. Your welcome.
6. Humans share one third of their DNA with lettuce.
I am no genius, but isn’t lettuce and humans both made mostly of water?
7.Every time you lick a stamp you consume one tengh of a calorie.
First semen, now this.
8. The average adult falls asleep seven minutes after turning out the light.
This is complete and utter bullshit.
9. An average of 76 people a year die playing twister, and about 23 of which are through playing the nude version.
10. Around 15 men each year have their penises chopped off by their wives and the highest proportion of men who suffer this are Italians.