1. Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man.
A good thing to keep in mind when your trying to loose some weight.
2. Men fart an average of 17 times a day, and women fart an average of 9 times a day.
I’m not so sure about this one. I don’t fart.
3. If you fart constantly for 6 years, 9 months and 23 days you would produce enough gas to explode an atomic bomb.
It disturbs me that some scientist actually took the time to figure this out.
4. The longest ever penis recorded by scientists is 13.5 inches, but it’s not this guy.
5. Human stomachs produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks to stop it digesting itself.
So basically when your stomach is empty, your digesting mucus. Your welcome.
6. Humans share one third of their DNA with lettuce.
I am no genius, but isn’t lettuce and humans both made mostly of water?
This is my son, Bibb.
7.Every time you lick a stamp you consume one tengh of a calorie.
First semen, now this.
8. The average adult falls asleep seven minutes after turning out the light.
This is complete and utter bullshit.
9. An average of 76 people a year die playing twister, and about 23 of which are through playing the nude version.
Right hand yellow, left penis green.
10. Around 15 men each year have their penises chopped off by their wives and the highest proportion of men who suffer this are Italians.
“8. The average adult falls asleep seven minutes after turning out the light.
This is complete and utter bullshit.”
I completely agree with you. It takes me hours to fall asleep. Unless I’m forced to watch Cricket, then it’s much quicker.
If you ask me, any sport helps.
lol. Cricket can go on for days at a time. I don’t get it. Other sports though, for the most part, are interesting.
Oh, loved these. Takes me a good hour to fall asleep.
At least one hour, if not more. Thanks
# 1 and 7, hahahahah. I seriously cannot stop laughing over this list or your comments to them.
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it.
Best science lesson I’ve had in a long time.
Who knew farts were that powerful?
so much for sex being a good exercise. lol
It is, just stay away from the semen.
You have made me laugh even at 4am. Nice!
Semen and farts are funny anytime of the day. Thanks!
Italians are doing something wrong, or too good so women want to keep their junk as a souvenir.
Hilarious. lol
Oh. My. Funny, but disturbing. Like, how we know that semen is fattening, that you could fart an atomic bomb, or that so many people die playing naked twister. But … you know … now that I think about it, the atomic fart thing is sort of believable … especially if you’ve been around my hubby after the traditional Pennsylvania Dutch New Year’s meal of pork and sauerkraut. [shudder] Great post!
Never underestimate the power of flatulence. Thanks!
Thank god for self adhesives stamps! 13.5 inches????????? Oh lordy, oh me oh my…
xx
I know, keep that thing away from me!!
Great list, thanks for the laugh!
On a side note: Hand me a glass of milk and I can produce that gas in a week! Lactose intolerant. -.-
Gross.
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Thank you!
Very very funny!!!! Awesome post.
Thanks glad it made you laugh!
“8. The average adult falls asleep seven minutes after turning out the light. – This is complete and utter bullshit.”
I couldn’t agree with you more!!!!
I know, right? lol