(Warning: The following is a rant. It might possibly be offensive to men. The author of this blog wants to apologize in advance to her loyal male readers.)
My husband has the sex drive of a 17 year old. I do not.
This causes some friction, and not the feel good kind. I do in fact find him attractive. This isn’t the problem, although for some reason he doesn’t believe me. It could be because of all the drugs I am on, or the fact that I am tired. But it surely isn’t because I think he is revolting. It’s really all in the approach.
When my heart light is flickering, there are some things that will make it shine.
Word.
Then there are things that will make it fade faster than Vanilla Ice’s hairline.
1. Don’t hump the air and grab yourself.
2. Don’t do gross things with your tongue.
3. Don’t smack my ass.
4. Keep your hands off the back of my head. Just let me do what I do.
5. Don’t pretend to hump my leg.
6. Don’t ask, “Are you ready for some of this?”
7. Don’t use the word“tits’ when referring to my breasts.
8. This is not a porno. No camera’s.
9. Believe me when I say I am not repulsed by your man boobs.
10. For the millionth time, I do not want to bang Johnny Depp, or any other actor, or any other man for that matter. I might possibly daydream, but honestly, if I don’t have the energy for you, how could I have any for anyone else?
Sometimes they just don’t get it. It’s not that we don’t want sex with them specifically, we just don’t want sex at all. I get that, you get that, hell – most of your female readers probably get that. Men just don’t. Mine doesn’t really either. I’m trying to figure out how to get out of having to do it this afternoon. I’m having a splendid day, let’s not fuck it up with the fucking.
That is one way to put it. Amen.
Totally! And do not put my hand on your erection when we’re sitting on the couch!
Hate that. Coincides with “You ready for this?” LOL
I think many men get this. This happens with my wife and i of course we don’t have sex as often as much as i would like. I think the hardest part for guys is when it use to be so often. And then it dwindles not away but not as often as we think it should or how it was. It is hard to deal with. So how do we all feel happy with our sex life and the frequency of it. I guess that is the question.
My husband somewhat understands, and we discuss it. I would rather be in the mood..and I am sometimes. Just not as often as him. Deep down, I wish I could have the same sex drive as him.
It’s a turn off when guys come at you all the time. An ex used to do that, and it just pushed me further away and was really annoying. I know, they can’t help themselves at times, but come on… lol.
Yeah, it’s not a turn on at all. Sometimes playing hard to get is the way to go. lol
Exactly!
OMG I envy your problem.
I had to beg for my bf for something to happen, and even then it was only once i 2 months.
Maybe you should hump the air and grab yourself!
Bah ha ha do it just so you can laugh about it!!
Eye rolls..lol
Hon, been there and (not) doing that as often as my guy wants. It’s not him, it’s me. Until he totally turns me off by sulking about it.
Oh I know..that doesn’t help matters much at all.
Love your rant and totally agree!!! Had me laughing all the way through..:D
Good!
A CLASSIC Merby post
Ahh when you reach my age … 
I now call it SOS… Sex on Sunday..because that’s usually the only time we get around to it! It is good though we both have reached the point where a cuddle, holding hands or a kiss is all that is required for the most part – and we’re ok with that 
I would be happy with a kiss and a cuddle, me thinks…;)
No offense taken, Merbear, just laughter and giggles. I’m guilty of a lot of these, except I say, “Are you ready for some Yellow Thunder?”
Oh man…lol
My gift to you for the kind post today…..
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I love it!!! Thank you.
Sorry, but it’s good to know my husband isn’t the only guy that is what I call, awkward at best, when it comes to trying to set the “mood”. We however seem to have reverse roles with regard to the frequency that seems necessary to each of us. We both have done med changes and have frequent shifts in mood. I think it most likely is the medication, but I have found that it does level out eventually. Everything is cyclical.
Also no matter how many times I tell him to not be silly, because he thinks it’s mostly funny, he will still do those things occasionally anyways. I don’t want to be grabbed or pawed at, but I let me see that face you used to make when all you saw was me.
Sometimes just seeing you wanting me is the biggest turn on, then pressing me against the wall with the towel rod in my back while I’m trying to blow dry my hair will get your point across. Slapping my ass as I walk by not so much.
Thanks for the giggle!
Oh no problem..I aim to produce giggles. A good sex life is a work in progress,..constantly changing.