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I smoke cannabis, small amounts. My therapist/Dr know. I have to buy from friends. It is the ONLY thing that helps with the pain.
Think of the Tax all out Governments would make from this “Free Growing Weed”
Deffo helps, 100%
Shaun
Ah, a fellow cannabis smoker. Yay.
Oh yeah…
Americans call it “Stoners”
I just smoke Cannabis. lol
I only smoke at night when the kids are sleeping.
And only a few, as you will know, it helps with pain.
It is widespread.
I know Police, Teachers and more who smoke it.
For me it does nobody any harm.
But the DEMON DRINK is sociably acceptable.
For me the world is back to front.
Give everyone a smoke, we have a better world.
Still a pain in the arse? lol
Joking
Shaun
Hell yes it does.
It’s no better nor worse than alcohol. I’m one of those who tend to think the budget bullshit wouldn’t be were They to legalize pot and tax the fuck out of it. Seriously. Filter it, regulate the TCH, and tax it like they do cigarettes. Make it illegal to smoke and drive, like it is to drink and drive, Make growers and sellers get licenses like they do for ciggs and beer. Think of the revenue! For goodness sakes. Enough people smoke it, and there are more that would were it not for drug tests. Ok. Rant over.
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
Thanks. It’s silly really. I know I’m in the minority, not of who thinks this, but of who is willing to say this.
And this is why we are friends.
True dat! One of these days we are going to have to figure out a way to hang out. Seriously. I bet we’d get a six pack from laughing.
True dat!! Word up, Melanie. Someday we will, and will spurt beer from our noses.
Well said, just replied with the same (Ish)
Thanks
Shaun
No worries. Thanks for agreeing. If the government people would get over being afraid of getting caught for it, maybe they could see the financial benefit of legalizing and regulating it. But then, they’d also have to get the drug companies out of their back pockets too.
I just started following.
Great reply!!
Yeah, In Amsterdam, Holland it is Legal, they have Pot Cafe’s all over. Nobody cares. The crime rate is SO low and the County make a FORTUNE in Tax from it.
It is a Ferry hop over the North Sea for me as well.
Win/Win as far as I can tell for the “Dam” That is short for Amsterdam. Never been, I can’t fly and boats make me sick
If I went, I may not come back. lol
Probably good I don’t go.
A few friends went, and stayed for life.
Not had a pupil in their eyes since 1993!!! lol
Shaun x
Shaun, you are brilliant! (Did I say it right?)
ha ha ha
Yeah you said it well.
Do you want to come to Amsterdam or something?
lol
Road Trip! Lets do a satire together. Shaun and Merbear go to Amsterdam!!
As long as I can drive!
I get travel sick lol
I couldn’t drive anyways, with drivers seats and roads all opposite over yonder.
This is true. and I don’t want to drive today, 4 inches of snow out there. Just went out and got caught in a blizzard..
THAT WAS FUN!!!
I was in my car, so ok.
But ffs…Snow in March !!
Is Santa Due?
lol
Did I sleep for 3 months?
lol! Maybe you could go for the Van Goth Museum and make a side trip to the Pot Cafe. If you could manage the ferry ride. Thanks for the follow. That’s my heavy blog where I talk about abuse and my shithead ex-husband. I write humor and fiction on another blog. It’s much lighter (thisismycorn.wordpress.com).
I already follow your other blog.
This one to me is new.
Your ex, I hope he didn’t hit you.
I FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT.
I was with my partner a few times in the car, seen a man hitting a woman, got out the car and kicked the shit out the guy. Not right, under any circumstances.
Woman are princess’s
My partner reads ALL my blogs and all my replies. She is comfy with my speaking about anything and to anyone. That is a relationship, lots of trust. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Anyway I am jumping to conclusions
So I am sorry. I just hate Men who treat woman like shit, and my partner will see this and she can comment if she wants. She knows my thinking on this.
Sorry you went through that.
Shaun
I thought you were following the Corn blog. I totally remembered seeing the email come through. I guess I just didn’t look far enough. I’m sorry.
Yes, he did hit me. And threw things at me, like chairs, plates, and even a drawer full of knives and silverware. He’s a low down, sorry excuse for a man. But since I didn’t call the police, the judge decided it didn’t happen. It’s rotten. Absolutely rotten.
If I was in your area of the world I would give his knee caps a going over (Sorry that is wrong)
It just angers me. I grew up with it as a child.
It disgusts me. Men who hit woman, can’t hit men.
That I know. Shitbags. I don’t know what the translation of “Shitbags” is from Scottish to American,
Sorry you went through that shit.
The man is a fucking loser.
Bet he was always “Sorry”
Thanks for sharing..
Shaun
Shitbags works. It translates just fine. Fuckwad and asshole work too. He is a loser, and he always has been. That’s why he had to beat on someone smaller than him. I’m sorry you had to grow up with that. It’s miserable.
Yeah it is, But you were on the receiving end. I wasn’t, I seen it.
At least you can now move on and learn from it.
I did.
Also glad “Shitbag” translated ok. lol
Shaun
Now I just have to get my kids out of his clutches before he turns his fist on them.
He wouldn’t?
No man would do that, would he?
I would get someone involved.
Scare the prick away if need be.
Trust me, if I lived near you, it wouldn’t be an issue any more. I hope things work out ok.
Shaun
He would. He already has. He pinches their legs and leaves bruises if they misbehave in the car. He did it before I took the kids and left him. He admitted to this in court, and the judge ignored it and still gave him custody. Stupid judge. He’s done it since he got custody last year. Child services has been called on him. I’m working every day to bring them back to a safe home.
MY GOD…
In 2013 this shit still is “Allowed”?
Honest, and I know I repeat myself, If it was a woman I know, it wouldn’t go near a court or a police station, they don’t give a shit. And your boyfriend will have a lawyer trying to “Make him look good” and defend him. Fucking lawyers, don’t know how they sleep at night. Probably well with the money they get, evil bastards.
Anyway, not nice to hear.
Again, I hope things get better.
And fight till you have to.
You will get your day.
Because every Dog (Your Ex) does.
Shaun x
ahhhh munchies… counting white pebbles in a garden bed, laughing hysterically, talking incessantly, time where did go?, I swear I’m not stoned….nope never tried it
The idea of the post was to get someone to laugh. Glad it worked.
Fun post. I won’t get into a political blah blah blah yada yada yada with anyone, but will speak from experience. When asked about what medications I take, this is about it. I take a variety of vitamins ans have made a lot of dietary changes, but my pain management is handled with a little green herb. I was on countless prescriptions that made me wackier than a $3 bill, and did little for the actual pain. I live in a state where it is legal to use for medical reasons and I have my card. I am also 100% honest with my doctors about my use and have full support in my decision. Although its still not mainstreamed in OR, we venture in the grey area and can get meds pretty easily from a few different clubs. I don’t drink, a make actual pain pills last me 10 times longer than most and I don’t do any other drugs. Its not about the ‘high’ for me and hasn’t been since I was in my 20s. Hopefully more research will be done into the benefits of Medical Marijuana vs. the benefits of drug company politics.
That’s the whole stigma I face. Because I buy mine from friends, I am a bad person. I have a few people who don’t judge me based on my choice to smoke when I can. Its so I can relax and feel “normal” for a little while. Ohio won’t be approving it for a long time, so I will have to continue to be a criminal and breaking the law.
Same here. But the police turn a blind eye to it. Waste of paperwork, and a waste of court time. I know a HIGH COURT judge who smokes it.
Someone in my family is a “High Roller” But REALLY down to earth. Mingles with all the famous people in Edinburgh.
I could write a book! lol
You should.
I would killed
I say TO HELL with stigma!! Really. I used to carry that burden.
A person can sit and get fucked up on 2 bottles of wine, and be nasty to others and talk about other as if they are perfect.
Not a problem!
I know a “Drinker of wine” She is also a teacher. And a very rich lady She is an IDIOT, Family sadly. She has a BIG PROBLEM. And her drinking has caused issues within my Family. She is in her 50′s and is a teacher remember.
And then she “Tries” to school me on the ethical dilemma (WHATEVER THAT IS) about me smoking pot. I remind her I don’t harm anyone, and she does. I remind her I don’t need it every night, she does. She lost 2 foster kids (Long Story) as she couldn’t stop drinking and hurt MANY in the family at the same time. The she tries to tell me I am wrong. LOL!!
I am the wrong person to debate this with, smoking weed/pot/hash/cannabis, all the same thing
I read the political thing above. If all the politicians I knew were outed for pit smoking there would be UK OUTRAGE !! It is wide spread.
But getting pissed and ruining lives is ok?
Seems to be a worldwide thing this.
A lot of people need to educate themselves on what is “Pot” and what are REAL HARMFUL drugs. Sadly, some just sip on their posh wine and moan about people like me/us. So to feck with people like that. Live and let live I say.
Can anyone tell I have had this debate before? lol
To hell with them
Sorry if I annoyed or upset anyone here.
Just real world thinking here
Now lets all eat chocolate
I once got frostbite on my nose as my face was in the fridge for so long looking at what to eat, lol
Peace
Shaun
LMAO!!!
Some rant eh… lol
Can you tell it pissed me off?
Shaun
Yes I can. It pisses me off as well, but what can ya do? Frostbite from the fridge. Needed a laugh today Shauny, thanks.
Yeah its a good one.
I remember when I was like 18?
I was STONED!! Experimenting I called it then.
And there was an all night Garage that sold food, sweets, fries the lot.
The queue was just stoners, about 20 people all looking into the window drooling lol
Ahhh the days..
x
I hated pot when I was young, which is an ironic thing, gave me awful paranoia. Now, it’s all good.
I am a diabetic and can’t eat much food now though..lol
Paranoia is something a lot of people get. I have never had it. I went on air (Radio thing for Soccer once, not kids soccer)
OUT MY BOX!!
They had to stop me from talking by just cutting me off. lol
I had smoke coming out of my mouth just from talking, lol
Crap being Diabetic.
But there is still good things you can eat.
Main thing
Shaun x
What’s that? Did you hear that noise?
Is there someone in my Garden?
I don’t know if I should call the cops.
They may be more stoned than me and make me go look..