Are you depressed because your doctor won’t prescribe you medical marijuana?
Based purely on the fact that your state or point of origin doesn’t believe in the motto “Puff Puff Pass?”
Well, turn that frown upside down.
From the makers of, “Oops! I Crapped My Pants” comes this unique and highly affordable way to find out if you indeed could benefit from marijuana therapy.
With easy to follow instructions, you will be surprised at how quickly you get results.
Answer a series of questions, such as:
Do you enjoy the scent of patchouli?
Do you ever get excited when you see a bag of Goldfish crackers?
Do you have a bottle of eye drops that only have two months left on the expiration date?
How many times do you catch yourself saying, “Damn this fucking glaucoma is killing me today?”
For only $9.99, you will still need to buy your weed from a guy named Pepe, but at least you’ll know it’s medically necessary.
Peace of mind at such a low introductory price.
Act now, this offer will be up in smoke faster than you can say,”I didn’t inhale.”