The worst song I ever loved

I actually parodied this video, much to my shame.

Has a nice beat to it, though.

Your cruel device,
Your blood like ice.
One look could kill,
My pain, your thrill.

You want me to get a whip?

I wanna love you, but I better not touch (don’t touch)
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you, but I want it too much (too much)
I wanna taste you, but your lips are venomous poison

Um, no…

You’re poison runnin’ through my veins
You’re poison, I don’t wanna break these chains.

I wouldn’t worry about that, dude.

Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I’m caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on sweat

Whoa, back off buddy. I hate lace.

I hear you callin’ and it’s needles and pins (and pins)
I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don’t wanna touch you, but you’re under my skin (deep in)
I wanna kiss you, but your lips are venomous poison

What the fuck? 

You’re poison runnin’ through my veins
You’re poison, I don’t wanna break these chains
Poison

I’ve never even seen arsenic.

One look (one look), could kill (could kill),

My pain, your thrill.

*Wink*

I wanna love you, but I better not touch (don’t touch)
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you, but I want it too much (too much)
I wanna taste you, but your lips are venomous poison

Now you’re just repeating yourself.

You’re poison runnin’ through my veins

You’re poison, I don’t wanna break these chains
Poison

I wanna love you, but I better not touch (don’t touch)
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you, but I wanna too much (too much)
I wanna taste you, but your lips are venomous poison

Yadda Yadda 

Yeah
Well I don’t wanna break these chains
Poison
Runnin’ deep inside my veins
Burnin’ deep inside my veins
Poison

Can you buy me dinner first?

You’re poison runnin’ through my veins
You’re poison, I don’t wanna break these chains
It’s poison
I don’t wanna break these chains

I am now officially disturbed.

25 thoughts on “The worst song I ever loved

  1. NotAPunkRocker October 20, 2013 / 8:17 pm

    You know just reading these lyrics, without knowing the melody, makes me think of “Heaven’s on Fire” by KISS.

    I can’t help but love Alice Cooper because of his appearance on “The Muppet Show”, despite the fact I don’t agree with his views on religion and politics. (Yeah, I’m sure he’s losing sleep over that…)

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    • merbear74 October 21, 2013 / 7:09 am

      Now that is a good song…Oh, I loved the Muppet Show…did Fozzie eat him? ;)

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    • merbear74 October 21, 2013 / 7:09 am

      Yay muppets and Alice Cooper…how do I not recall this? :)

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  2. nell October 20, 2013 / 9:28 pm

    It’s really odd when we read lyrics from when we were growing up. I know that I probably didn’t even understand what was being said most of the time- even if I understood the words.

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    • merbear74 October 21, 2013 / 7:10 am

      Exactly…gives me the creepies now..

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  3. C.K. Hope October 20, 2013 / 10:54 pm

    Alice Cooper had a lot of messed up lyrics, looking back anyhow. At the time I thought they were excellent, now they’re slightly creepy ;)

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    • merbear74 October 21, 2013 / 7:11 am

      Yes…he wants to hurt me just to hear me scream out his name? Um, can we say freak? ;)

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  4. evilsquirrel13 October 21, 2013 / 9:01 am

    This is the best Alice song ever!!! Well, it was the only relevant song he did in the 80’s, so it kinda wins by default….

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    • merbear74 October 21, 2013 / 9:03 am

      I felt the same way, until yesterday…my lips are like cherry Chapstick Alice…

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  5. Twindaddy October 21, 2013 / 9:05 am

    Hold on. I think I need to be drunkeh to understand these lyrics…

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  6. easyweimaraner October 21, 2013 / 9:20 am

    That was MY car driving song as I was young! Alice looks special – but he is great! Yes, he is.

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    • merbear74 October 21, 2013 / 9:27 am

      Yes, I still did the hand moves across my arms…it’s so bad it’s good, that crazy Alice..

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  7. jrosenberry1 October 21, 2013 / 10:04 am

    Oh my. Sometimes we’re better off NOT thinking about the lyrics to our favorite teen-hood songs. I don’t use the term often, but … when I do think about the lyrics, “dafuq?” comes to mind.

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  8. jrosenberry1 October 21, 2013 / 10:05 am

    Oh! I forgot to tell you! My ninth grade English teacher was actually a woman named Alice Cooper. I kid you not.

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      • jrosenberry1 October 21, 2013 / 10:13 am

        Yeah … she dealt with her name on day one … she was NOT amused! A very dry, color-less woman. But I think dealing with 14 and 15 year-olds every day had something to do with that ….

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  9. CJ October 27, 2013 / 2:29 am

    Ahhh, back to the good old days…ask a kid who the flip Alice Cooper is NOW and they look at you like, WHAT?
    Thanks, Mer. That was fun.

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