I actually parodied this video, much to my shame.

Has a nice beat to it, though.

Your cruel device,
Your blood like ice.
One look could kill,
My pain, your thrill.

You want me to get a whip?

I wanna love you, but I better not touch (don’t touch)
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you, but I want it too much (too much)
I wanna taste you, but your lips are venomous poison

Um, no…

You’re poison runnin’ through my veins
You’re poison, I don’t wanna break these chains.

I wouldn’t worry about that, dude.

Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I’m caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on sweat

Whoa, back off buddy. I hate lace.

I hear you callin’ and it’s needles and pins (and pins)
I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don’t wanna touch you, but you’re under my skin (deep in)
I wanna kiss you, but your lips are venomous poison

What the fuck? 

You’re poison runnin’ through my veins
You’re poison, I don’t wanna break these chains
Poison

I’ve never even seen arsenic.

One look (one look), could kill (could kill),

My pain, your thrill.

*Wink*

I wanna love you, but I better not touch (don’t touch)
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you, but I want it too much (too much)
I wanna taste you, but your lips are venomous poison

Now you’re just repeating yourself.

You’re poison runnin’ through my veins

You’re poison, I don’t wanna break these chains
Poison

I wanna love you, but I better not touch (don’t touch)
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you, but I wanna too much (too much)
I wanna taste you, but your lips are venomous poison

Yadda Yadda 

Yeah
Well I don’t wanna break these chains
Poison
Runnin’ deep inside my veins
Burnin’ deep inside my veins
Poison

Can you buy me dinner first?

You’re poison runnin’ through my veins
You’re poison, I don’t wanna break these chains
It’s poison
I don’t wanna break these chains

I am now officially disturbed.