Lettuce makes any sandwich fancy.
Having a key chain addiction is bad for your starter, not to mention a huge, clunky clusterfuck.
Eating the recommended serving size of your favorite food sucks big wonga.
That skunk is more scared of you than you are of it. Run. Now.
The 5 second rule doesn’t apply if your food is moist.
I enjoy the calm after the storm rather than the calm before it, because then I can take off my rain slickers.
Admit it, you look before you flush. I do, and I am not ashamed. I have to make sure it will fit somehow.
If I smoke resin, I will get a headache. It might not give you one, though, so go for it.
A dropped ice-cube will melt and then you will slip and conk your head. Pick that shit up.
Your phone will ring. It will be a bill collector. Just let it go to voicemail.
If you run out of sanitary pads, a folded sock will do in a pinch.