This weeks Weird Wednesday asks the plaguing question, what is the weirdest thing that I do to relax?

Figuring that I am rarely in a relaxed state, this was a hard question to answer.

I went back about 20 years to a time when I was still able to chill the fuck out without the aid of pharmaceuticals or dried plants.

I love brainless television. From The Muppet Show to Bizarre Foods. Yet, nothing beats the brainlessness like an episode of “Beavis and Butthead.”


I would make myself a toaster pizza and go completely brain-dead. There was no thinking required. It relaxed me so much, in fact, that I would sleep like a contented baby afterwards.

I had a bit of a crush on Butthead.

Come to me, Merbear.

Can someone explain to me what swag is?