According to my research, “Unskinny Bop” has a few different meanings.

C.C. Deville shagged a hooker and came up with it. (And a scathing case of the herpes.)

Or it could simply mean having recreational sex with no strings attached.

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But my favorite definition genitals down is having sexual relations with a woman who has some meat on her bones.

So technically, each time my husband and I are intimate, he could rightfully say, “Unskinny Bop!”

Yeah, I’ll bop you alright.

Bret Michaels air humped 15 1/2 times during the course of this music video. Items he humped include his microphone stand, neon green hotties, and possibly C.C. Deville.

You be the judge.

He learned the fine art of air humping from Glenn Quagmire, my sources tell me.

 

“Unskinny Bop” by Poison

What’s got you so jumpy?
Why can’t you sit still, yeah?
Like gasoline you want to pump me
And leave me when you get your fill, yeah
Every time I touch you honey you get hot
I want to make love you never stop
Come up for air you push me to the floor
What’s been going on in that head of yours

[Chorus]
Unskinny bop
Just blows me away
Unskinny bop, bop
All night and day
Unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop
She just loves to play
Unskinny bop nothin’ more to say

You look at me so funny
Love bite got you acting oh so strange
You got too many bees in your honey
Am I just another word in your page, yeah, yeah
Every time I touch you honey you get hot
I want to make love you never stop
Come up for air you push me to the floor
What’s been going on in that head of yours

[Chorus]

You’re sayin’ my love won’t do ya
But that ain’t love written on your face
Well honey I can see right through ya
We’ll see whose ridin’ who at the end of the race

What’s right
What’s wrong
What’s left
What the hell is going on

[Chorus]

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