My dog won’t stop barking at the mailman. What should I do?
Dear Loud Noises,
Buy some earplugs, or even better, join in the fun!
Barking is a great stress reducer, not to mention awesome exercise for your vocal cords.
No matter what I do, I can’t seem to stop talking to myself.
Am I Crazy?
Dear Am I Crazy,
I’m sorry, what was that again?
What’s a believable excuse for not wanting to go out? Washing my hair is so typical and overused.
I Don’t Wanna
Dear I Don’t Wanna,
I usually just tell people that I have already taken my bra off for the day. It seems to work well enough. Good luck!
What’s the best way to get people to like you?
Lonely And Unpopular
Dear Lonely And Unpopular,
You might want to start wearing a bra in public, stop barking like a dog and quit talking to yourself.