I have seven of these myself, I’ll let you guys guess which ones.
Helpful Hint: I’ve never been kicked in the head by a horse.
(Winner gets a straitjacket.)
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December 10, 2014 at 7:40 am
If you are giving yourself syphilis via masturbation, then you really are doing it wrong.
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December 10, 2014 at 7:42 am
Nope, I am syphilis free, thank goodness. 😀
December 10, 2014 at 7:44 am
Well, I meant in general LOL. I am guilty of a few of these, but definitely not that one!
December 10, 2014 at 7:45 am
What, me masturbate? Never.
December 10, 2014 at 7:47 am
What the hell is “deranged masturbation”? What are you doing to make it “deranged”? Not that I’m worried or anything 😉
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December 10, 2014 at 7:48 am
Perhaps that’s when you start banging your head while you’re doing it? Ouch. 😉
December 10, 2014 at 7:55 am
Awesome! Not gonna lie. I have a few of these myself… 🙂
December 10, 2014 at 8:10 am
I think dissipation of nerves is a popular one. Fancy way of saying anxiety. 🙂
December 10, 2014 at 8:51 am
Very funny! Thanks.
December 10, 2014 at 8:53 am
Sure…please watch out for that damn horse, he’s a mean one.
December 10, 2014 at 9:06 am
I will take some deranged masturbation with a side of exposure and quackery, please. Oh, and the imaginary female trouble for dessert.
December 10, 2014 at 9:16 am
What, no gathering in the head? 😀
December 10, 2014 at 9:33 am
I don’t want to seem greedy, you know. 😉
December 10, 2014 at 9:40 am
Trust me, its no fun. 😉
December 10, 2014 at 9:42 am
I sent that pic to K and we were debating about what deranged masturbation would look like and then decided that we needed to see some video, you know, for scientific researchy purposes. Hot, ripped young men doing the deranged business. Yeah, sounds good for Hump Day. 😀
December 10, 2014 at 9:45 am
Well then. I know what I’ll be doing after lunch.
December 10, 2014 at 9:51 am
LOL! Did you see the grown up “elf on the shelf” pic I posted yesterday on the FB? If not I’ll email it to you. Yummo…
December 10, 2014 at 9:53 am
No, but I will add that to my afternoon plans. LOL
December 10, 2014 at 9:10 am
Is this for real!?!?!? I can’t even choose one to make a sarcastic comment about, because they’re all hilarious! Who knew there were so many ways for a lunatic to masturbate…
December 10, 2014 at 9:17 am
It is real and masturbation is a serious condition that causes blindness and hairy palms….is it intervention time, ES?
December 10, 2014 at 9:35 am
Hey! My palms are naturally hairy!
December 10, 2014 at 9:39 am
December 10, 2014 at 10:15 am
what means woman trouble? omg: rumor of husband murder :o)
December 10, 2014 at 10:18 am
I know! It’s only a rumor!
I am not sure, but i have an idea what it might mean. :o)
December 10, 2014 at 10:36 am
I just knew my opium habit would get me somewhere …
December 10, 2014 at 10:46 am
Smack dab in a pillowed room….
December 10, 2014 at 12:17 pm
I think you need to ease up on the masturbation and stop murdering Husbands..
December 11, 2014 at 10:41 am
But which one?
December 11, 2014 at 11:49 am
Well if masturbation keeps you from murder…
December 10, 2014 at 12:34 pm
Laziness and novel reading? Really?? I should be locked up.
We could share a room. 🙂
December 10, 2014 at 12:38 pm
I have more than a few of these. Novel reading?? I would have been in trouble as a kid! 😉
December 11, 2014 at 10:42 am
Me too…we were lucky to be born when we were, I guess. 😉
December 10, 2014 at 12:55 pm
Masturbation for 30 years sounds painful. You’d think you could get the job done sooner or give it up by then.
December 11, 2014 at 10:43 am
Thirty minutes, tops.
December 10, 2014 at 3:05 pm
Every man in the world has had imaginary female trouble, Mer.
I agree with you there, Mark.
December 11, 2014 at 1:09 am
greedy novel reading. I knew my chocolate and book reading would lead to trouble eventually. 😦
Just hide the stuff under your yarn. 🙂
December 16, 2014 at 12:45 am
Wait! I’m a Doctor, I’ll tell you….Gathering in the head of the dissipation of Nerves, Feebleness of Carbonic Congestion of the Brain, Bad Habits & Snot eating for 2 years, Tobacco & Political Masturbation Oh, and I can’t forget…And your parents weren’t Cousins! :* 😉
January 9, 2015 at 2:36 pm
I need to come back and read these again I think…
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