I stole a pack of gum. My mom made me take it back and apologize.
I kept the extra $3 that a cashier accidentally gave me.
I took $10 out of my exes wallet during a weekend pick up the kid visit.
I urinated in a driveway because I was too drunk to go into the house and use the bathroom.
My electric bill is in my moms name. Just call me Sandy.
I once flashed a trucker my bra encased boobies while on a road-trip.
I think he approved; he honked his horn.
I took a picture of my brother picking his nose and used it to bribe him.
When I was 15, I tried to slap my mom.
That’s all I seem to remember.
I tried to do a strip tease for my husband, but got tangled up in my jeans and almost went boom.