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Thank goodness for kitties.


Look up to the heavens and say, “Forgive them, Lord, for they know not what they do.”

Start building my blanket fort.

Cry for a few minutes and then drink shots of tequila until I pass out.

Stockpile canned food, toilet paper and boxed goods.

Learn how to filter my own pee for drinking water.

Wrap a baseball bat with barbed wire and name it Potsie. (Walking Dead fans will get this one.)

Boycott all things orange.

Continue to have hope for the future, with the knowledge that most people are genuinely decent human beings who don’t condone all that Trump stands for.