I wanted to take a nap yesterday, but didn’t want to go longer than a couple of hours because I had some stuff that I wanted to do.

I don’t use alarms anymore.

So I decided to put my iPhone 6s Plus to good use for once.

What can I do for you?

Me: Set the alarm for 3:15 PM

British Male Siri: The alarm is set.

Me: Thank you.

British Male Siri: Your satisfaction is all that I require. 

Now if only he could give me a back massage…