My favorite is son of a bacon bit.
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alternative cuss words, funny, humor, lists, silly stuff, Tim Hawkins
April 19, 2017 at 10:47 am
love them all… but nothing beats the good ole f-word :o)
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Oh yeah, I fucking agree with you. :0)
April 19, 2017 at 10:53 am
Flipp’n Crap!! 🙂
April 19, 2017 at 10:58 am
Nice one. 🙂
April 19, 2017 at 11:04 am
I envision Monkey’s when I say this!! lol…
April 19, 2017 at 11:09 am
Gee Willikers, what a great list! I’m going to only choose words from this list from now on, you fucking see if I don’t.
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April 19, 2017 at 11:12 am
Good gravy, that was flippin hilarious.
April 19, 2017 at 11:11 am
A few months ago, I posted what was ostensibly a linguistic analysis of swear words and why they are offensive even though they have synonyms that aren’t even slightly taboo. It sounded somewhat erudite, I think, but really it was just my excuse to type Fuck as many times as possible in a single post.
April 19, 2017 at 1:21 pm
I try for at least one “fuck” per post. It’s so liberating to type it…and say it.
Id like to read your post, it sounds entertaining and also educational.
April 19, 2017 at 1:23 pm
Liberating — exactly! Here’s my edumacational post: https://twovoicesinonetransmission.com/2017/02/21/the-linguistics-of-swearing/
April 19, 2017 at 1:24 pm
Cool, I’ll make sure to read it ASAP.
April 19, 2017 at 11:25 am
Son of a motherless goat…
April 19, 2017 at 1:22 pm
Well shucky darn, someone has a potty mouth…
April 19, 2017 at 12:56 pm
I near rolled of my seat at Great Google Woogly. ‘Wingnut’ here is another term of eejit as in ‘Look at her man over there he’s a fucking wingnut’ lol
Last but not least, the forgot ‘Oh for flowers in the garden’ to replace ‘Oh for f*ck sake’ lol
April 19, 2017 at 1:26 pm
Okay, I’ll give that a try next time I’m really annoyed with someone! LOL
April 19, 2017 at 2:04 pm
My son is currently using “son of a protestant Pringle”. Which isn’t on the list, but maybe someone could give it a good home?
April 20, 2017 at 12:16 pm
I’ll add that to my personal list of alternative cuss words. 🙂
April 19, 2017 at 2:19 pm
The one I use a lot is …..Jimminey Cricket! My dads was ….frickin’. LOL I don’t remember my mom swearing much, I made up for it. I probably swear more than anyone in MY family. Now the husbands. Golly gee! They do love your favorite word! I only say it to either get my point across or when I’m really really mad. My Aunt Nene would say fuck all the time. She used it as a verb, adjective and anything else in-between. She used it way back when …um…ladies didn’t cuss. You would have liked my Aunt. She was always my favorite. 😉
April 20, 2017 at 12:19 pm
It sounds like your aunt and I together would have made a bunch of sailors blush. 😉
My dad never swore. Not once that I can recall. I got it from my mom and a few high school friends. But, I do know when and where it’s appropriate. ❤
April 20, 2017 at 1:58 pm
Oh yeah, you and my aunt would have been an interesting thing to see and hear. LOL
April 20, 2017 at 1:59 pm
April 20, 2017 at 3:14 am
That piece of shit list can kiss my big hairy ass. It doesn’t even have a section for good douche suffixes…
April 20, 2017 at 12:22 pm
I’m not going anywhere near your hairy ass, fartknocker…
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