If you can stop giving a shit about everything, even just momentarily, a sense of calm will wash over you.

Be careful with whom you show your deepest scars to; some people enjoy digging their salty fingers into your wounds.

Family isn’t always blood. Sometimes, blood doesn’t mean a damn thing.

Adore the people who stay with you during your darkest hours.

Don’t fucking chase people.

Doing right by somebody is one of the greatest feelings in the world.

Share whatever wealth you have but steer clear of the people who try to take advantage of your kindness.

Invest in a wooden back scratcher. You’ll be amazed at how many nooks and crannies it can reach.

If you know that someone is hurting, take a minute out of your day and reach out. (Even if they shove your hand away.)

You’re never too old to play with toys.

Learn the subtle difference between being aggressive and assertive.

It’s okay not to be okay. We’re all fucking human, not cyborgs.

One of the oldest sayings ever to be said is totally true. “If you don’t have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.”

A great sense of humor will make you more attractive to other people. A bad sense of humor? Yeah, you’re pretty much screwed.

Listen to whatever music that makes you happy, regardless of what other people may think. Be as lame as your little heart demands.

There’s nothing wrong with swearing. But much like garlic, use it in moderation.